Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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