That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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