I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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