Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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