Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
