Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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