I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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