am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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