and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
