you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Life is so much better after having sex.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
