he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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