2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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