I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
