If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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