Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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