Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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