you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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