Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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