the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
the day after is always just damage control
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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