You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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