he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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