brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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