What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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