you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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