Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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