Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You're like the curious george of whores
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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