arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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