I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
