And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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