So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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