Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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