So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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