on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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