you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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