Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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