Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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