come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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