Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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