To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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