problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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