After last night, I could never be a politician.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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