The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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