you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's rum buckets o'clock
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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