I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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