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• (269): View more from Michigan

  did you hook up austin?

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  No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!

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• (718): View more from New York

  Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.

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