Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize