So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
