I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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