I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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