yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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