On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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